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Jokes in English for the
English foreign language
classroom

What can’t be used until it’s
broken?
An egg

Which letter is not me?
U

W
Which letter is always trying to
find reasons?

What has two hands and a
face, but no arms and legs?
A clock

What has a neck, but no
head?
A bottle

Why is the A like a flower?
Because the B (bee) is after it

What letter is always waiting
in order?
The Q (queue)

Which room has no doors, no
windows?
A mushroom

What are the two strongest days
of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the
others are weak (week) days.

What is faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch
a cold.

What is the word that everyone
always says wrong?
Wrong

What are two days of the week
start with the letter “T”?
Today and Tomorrow

What is the center of attention?

“n”